peterumanceks: I JUST CANT HANDLE SEEING OTHER PEOPLE WITH THE SAME FAVORITE AS ME WHEN IT COMES TO BANDS IT MAKES ME SO JEALOUS OKAY
r-ducky: Dey catch me bloggin’, Dey hatin’.
And on the seventh day, he took a motrin and laid...
God: Gabe, stop, I'm working.
Gabriel: I WANT TO MAKE SOMETHING TOOOOOOO!
God: Here's a box of parts, go nuts.
God: -several hours later- Gabe? Where are you, my son?
Gabriel: DAD, LOOKIT!
God: Dafuq is that?
Gabriel: A PLATYPUS!
dirtyovercoats: there are a lot of reasons why this picture is exceptional because misha barefoot with bedhead and yesterday’s clothes is its own category of amazing but also consider for a moment: this is exactly what Cas would look like in Dean’s clothes the morning after and now everything is twice as terrible
theyellowbrickroad: so i was wearing this shirt with these super comfortable jeans all day but something felt weird about them so when i got home i took them off and changed into pajamas and i was looking at the back of them and
blindguymcsqueezie: ditch-able-prom-date: thetableistryingtoeatme: Shout out to all the religious kids who keep their beliefs to themselves in the middle of science class. shout out also to the atheists who don’t shit on everyone else’s beliefs “because science” shout out to everyone who is respectful about everyone elses beliefs
shalrath: what doesnt kill you gives you exp points
assiest: dwayne johnson, paper, scissors
snoipahkat: I GET REALLY DEPRESSED ABOUT THAT GUY FROM THAT ONE EPISODE OF SPONGEBOB WHO WROTE THE ENTIRE MEMOIRS OF HIS LIFE IN RED INK
b0oobs: letstalkaboutdisney: b0oobs: letstalkaboutdisney: when he was a young warthog WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOOOOOG very nice thanks
katiebug445: marmarbinks3: I see 2007 and think “oh 3 years ago” and then it hits me that it was 6 fucking years ago
bilbosexual: moonflowerlights: If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex
lilacid: niggaqueef: when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this most accurate description of anything accurate ever in the history of accuracy
leezzee: gallifreyangurl: dinosaurs-on-wheels: hoechln: i was going to make a list of people that annoy me, but it was too long so I decided to post a pic instead. omg i’m in the same photo as tom hiddleston ugh, my hair looks terrible can we do it again i blinked
takethewesttraintopanicstation: On a scale from Will Smith to Amanda Bynes how much have you changed in the past 10 years
Biggest lie told in schools: Bullying will not be tolerated.
vriksaserket: someone called me fat today at school because i was eating chips in math class so i looked at them, then to my bag of chips, then poured the rest of the bag inside my mouth and without breaking eye contact, pulled out another bag from my backpack and kept eating